Damaged Yet Delightful

L is for Loooooser!

It is no secret that I’m a bit of a loser.

Oh come on, don’t go feigning surprise or anything. Most nights all I do is go online, the only time I ever go out anywhere is to the rare Harry Potter meetups/wizard rock shows (this is not anything to do with putting down HP fans, naturally, I <3 you guys), and I'm currently not only in my third year of a BA degree in Journalism and Sociology, but I am currently (all right, not right this second, but lately and for the next week and a half) working on a dissertation proposal for next year which would see me interview Harry Potter fans in an attempt to explore the social connections and benefits we get from being in the fandom community.

Today though, I believe two separate Twitter monologues can display my loser-ness far easier (and faster) than I can ever explain.

Glasgirl: Facebook says my account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance, oh God, this is a nightmare!!! Thank the internet for Twitter!!
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Glasgirl: OMFG YAY, Facebook has stopped PMSing and let me log in. It’s really pathetic how happy I am about this, isn’t it? D:

***************Some Time Later***************
Glasgirl: Is on www.envelope.co.uk having a total stationerygasm. Who surfs the web at 2am not for porn but for PADDED ENVELOPES?!?! *dies*
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Glasgirl: Someone want to talk me out of buying six coloured envelopes (3 yellow, 2 metallic silver, one padded red) and a blue ‘hamper box’? D:
Glasgirl: I should point out even with P&P (and it’s funny to think of paying packaging for envelopes XD) it’s still only £3.85…
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Glasgirl: …I need a hobby.

PS. I didn’t buy them.